So the hubster and I are rewatching Star Trek: The Original Series and we just watched the episode "Arena" where Kirk fights the Gorn. For whatever reason, while I was folding diapers, I began trying to come up with a knock-knock joke using "Gorn."
The hubs was sitting in the glider rocking baby to sleep and I was folding diapers, silently working on a joke in my mind when I thought of something so ridiculous I started spluttering in laughter aloud-to which the hubs hissed "QUIET" and I tried to muffle my giggles and explain.
"QUIET." He hissed and then whispered, "What?"
"I'm trying to come up with a knock-knock joke about Gorns and what I came up with so far is so stupid, I can't stop laughing." I blinked back some tears and continued once my giggles had subsided, "Here, I'll tell you. Like a knock-knock joke, right? 'Knock, knock.'"
I start laughing even harder and tears completely blur my vision. Leave it to the hubbo to totally turn a knock-knock joke on its head!
"No. No..." I gasped.
"Oh. Uh, 'who's there?' Yeah." He stared at me, still rocking our son sleep as I continued laugh-crying at a muted volume.
"I peed on your lawn." I say, laughing harder as tears globbed on my cheeks before falling to the carpet.
"What?" He asked, shocked and almost angry as if he had a lawn to be peed on, "Why?"
I was in fits.
"No, no. You say, 'I peed on your lawn, who?' Ya know?" I barely managed to get this out before more tears and laughs.
"What the hell?" He shook his head. "Fine, 'I peed on your lawn, who?'"
"Whatcha Gorn-a do about it?" I spluttered, laughing and crying as I bent over, slapping my shins in near hysterics.
He grinned and shook his head as I turned back to my diapers and cloth wipes.
Totally ridiculous but there you have it.
I peed on your lawn.
I peed on your lawn, who?
Whatcha Gorn-a do about it?