This is what happens when crazy hormonal Hannah goes beserk when he brings home the wrong chocolate.... He brings home the right chocolate and rubs it in your face! Chocolate coma-here we come!
Friday, August 23, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
Funny Stuff
Some funny things goin' on lately....
1) I was crampy and assumed it was gastrointestinal, so I rubbed my tummy and moaned on the couch while the hubster asked, "Did you take any Advil? That's what you normally do for bad menstrual cramps, right?" To which I snapped, "I didn't say they were menstrual!" Within a few minutes however, I went to go pee and discovered there were indeed menstrual cramps. Wifey-0 Hubby-1
2) We hosted a going away dinner for my brother and had my family over. The dinner went swimmingly, as I had made two desserts the day before, put the lasagna together the evening prior, and made the manicotti that morning. But the best part of the day wasn't the food, it was the funny:
A) My dad saying, "I queefed."
B) The hubster accidentally repeating answers other players had provided while maintaining an air of confidence and remaining completely clueless as to his cluelessness.
C) My family pushing the Toyota Matrix around the parking lot trying to jump start/charge the battery.
D) Did I mention the family pushing the car around like in "Little Miss Sunshine?"
3) Funny feelings after reading some F'book posts about my high school sweetheart getting married this weekend. My stomach flipped and twirled and I felt a sense of grief, almost like we'd broken up again-even though it's been around 8 years! Not to mention 3 years since I've even seen the man! So odd how love leaves residue...
4) I spilled an entire cup of coffee on the couch.
5) The hubster's Double Gulp tipped over and dripped over the other side of the couch and carpet.
6) I complained about the router tripping out again and the hubster came home with a brand spanking new router and replaced it immediately. Funny how you adapt to a crappy situation and go on living with it even with a simple solution waiting right in front of you.
In other news, no Millie-piss incidents, snipped a small snag/mat out of Fio's hair, and Iroh has been helping himself to my desk fountain at his leisure, even stepping over my typing hands to do so!
1) I was crampy and assumed it was gastrointestinal, so I rubbed my tummy and moaned on the couch while the hubster asked, "Did you take any Advil? That's what you normally do for bad menstrual cramps, right?" To which I snapped, "I didn't say they were menstrual!" Within a few minutes however, I went to go pee and discovered there were indeed menstrual cramps. Wifey-0 Hubby-1
2) We hosted a going away dinner for my brother and had my family over. The dinner went swimmingly, as I had made two desserts the day before, put the lasagna together the evening prior, and made the manicotti that morning. But the best part of the day wasn't the food, it was the funny:
A) My dad saying, "I queefed."
B) The hubster accidentally repeating answers other players had provided while maintaining an air of confidence and remaining completely clueless as to his cluelessness.
C) My family pushing the Toyota Matrix around the parking lot trying to jump start/charge the battery.
D) Did I mention the family pushing the car around like in "Little Miss Sunshine?"
3) Funny feelings after reading some F'book posts about my high school sweetheart getting married this weekend. My stomach flipped and twirled and I felt a sense of grief, almost like we'd broken up again-even though it's been around 8 years! Not to mention 3 years since I've even seen the man! So odd how love leaves residue...
4) I spilled an entire cup of coffee on the couch.
5) The hubster's Double Gulp tipped over and dripped over the other side of the couch and carpet.
6) I complained about the router tripping out again and the hubster came home with a brand spanking new router and replaced it immediately. Funny how you adapt to a crappy situation and go on living with it even with a simple solution waiting right in front of you.
In other news, no Millie-piss incidents, snipped a small snag/mat out of Fio's hair, and Iroh has been helping himself to my desk fountain at his leisure, even stepping over my typing hands to do so!
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